https://www.xporntv.com/sites/the-minion/ Sat 25 Apr 2026 21:01:02 +0200 https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125627/kinzy-jo-super-minion/
Somewhere in West Virginia there's a village without its idiot. At first glance Kinzy Jo appeared to have shit for brains and the appeal of day-old bread. Being Super Minion, it didn't faze me to stick my superhero cock down her whitetrash mouth. I caught her on the couch of my alter ego masturbating. When I flew back in it dawned on me that using her oral skills would benefit me rather than tossing her in the slammer. I knew my choice was the right one when her mouth slobbered all over my fuckstick in ways that are undescribeable. She must have been stronger than she looked since she was able to keep my massive girth from crashing into her rib cage as her mouth went into overtime. I fed her my own brand of moon shine as her mouth filled to the brim with my superhero sauce. ]]> Tue 22 Nov 2022 00:00:00 +0200 https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125627/kinzy-jo-super-minion/ https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125628/sindee-jennings6/
I was feeling a bit under the weather this day. I was on antibiotics and haven't felt this bad since I ate bad mayonnaise. Nonetheless, Sindee Jennings came over to make me feel better by reminding me as to why I'm an awesome human being and she's less than zero. I pretended to care what she was bitching about while dreaming about boning her on a mountain of spaghetti. Alas, there was no spaghetti today but I did allow her the honor of riding me like a bull. I still wonder why I give these no-name sluts a shot at stardom by using my name to further their careers. Anyways, I was running a high fever so my 2 henchmen came in and donated their DNA because I sign their checks. I then had them bring me some matzah ball soup and called it a night. ]]> Sat 12 Nov 2022 00:00:00 +0200 https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125628/sindee-jennings6/ https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125613/nollie2/
Before she was Lexi Belle she was Nollie and she came to me for some quick cash. My porn empire is vast in size (like my gut) so I decided to help out. My huge cock has been sore from banging the top porn star sluts this business has to offer. However, I was able to muster enough energy for her to suck me off as I partake in my vice. Nollie has a strong personality as well as a strong rib cage seeing as it supported me as I was on top of her. Lexi Belle truly earned her keep although her sanity remains in question. ]]> Fri 11 Nov 2022 00:00:00 +0200 https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125613/nollie2/ https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125525/joey-valentine/
I got major wood the minute I saw Joey Valentine. At first I thought she was Spring Thomas and needed some cash since we're living in hard times. My pulsating cock was ready for her mouth but I first had to listen to her blab about some shit I obviously didn't pay attention to. All I knew is that I was looking at a gold mine if I could successfully turn her out to being a huge porn star. The royalties I get on these bitches alone keep me up to head in my nasal medicine. She got naked and my heart was nearly beating out of my chest but that could be because my drugs are clashing with my heart medicine. She got on her knees and was soon worshipping my mighty dong. I felt it wouldn't be right for her to do the bare minimum so I saw it fit to spread my legs as she got an up close and look at my taint as her mouth did things outlawled in the Bible. She begged and asked me to drop my goo all over her face and I obliged. After all, I needed to get out right away to get my latest shipment of \ medicine\. ]]> Thu 27 Oct 2022 00:00:00 +0200 https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125525/joey-valentine/ https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125535/gwen-diamond2/
First you get the money,then you get the power, then you get the women. Truer words have never been spoken and I'm evidence of that. As the biggest suppier in Porn Valley, I have sluts of all shapes and sizes coming to me in order to \party.\ However, my stuff isn't cheap and Big Daddy needs to get his before they get theirs. Gwen Diamond has a phenomenal body and a mouth that was made for housing my gigantic dick. She went all the way to my balls as my nose was working overytime snorthing all that fine goodness. I had to slap those fat titties and even used them to snort my \goods\ off of. Before she could take home some of my product she had to continue to show me why she's one of the best dick smokers out there. I couldn't hold back and gave the worthless bitch every last drop of goo my balls were holding ]]> Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:00:00 +0200 https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125535/gwen-diamond2/ https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125544/anita/
Do you ever get the feeling that the girl you're talking to doesn't have much in the brains department? Anita was just that was as my verbal onslaught caught her off guard like a mexican being pulled over in Arizona. Thankfully I had a stomach full of food which made our encounter a bit tolerable. However, she's a hot piece of ass which made me overlook her subpar personality and we were off to the races. I wrapped my cock so her germs couldn't infest my adonis-like body. She rode me until my dick wanted to pop early but I wanted her to suffer a little bit more. I did end up dropping a smelly load down her throat and she left my house less upbeat than when she first entered. ]]> Sun 09 Oct 2022 00:00:00 +0200 https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125544/anita/ https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125519/delilah-strong/
She's an AVN award winner who's come back to the Minion's Lair for another bout with the Sleazy One. Last time we fucked in the backyard of my beautiful home so I wanted to change things up a bit. Her pussy was still sore from our last encounter so a blow job would be the only thing on the menu. She got to her knees which met my newly polished floor. The moans she made, the juices that flowed, and the sloppy wet pussy nearly made me blow my load early like a putz but my mad skills ( which pay the bills) kept that from happening.When it was time to unload I sprayed the slut down as if she was in a car wash. ]]> Sun 25 Sep 2022 00:00:00 +0200 https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125519/delilah-strong/ https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125524/leah-luv3/
Take a good hard look at Leah Luv. At her meatiest she's gotta be 100 lbs. of pure cock sucking machine. She looks like she could have been a movie extra for any movie featuring under nourished women but instead her choice of employment is milking cocks on camera. I got a phone call from her informing me that they were gonna take away her baby if she didn't come up with some fast cvash for the bare essentials. I'm an equal opportunity employer so with a few bucks laying around I decided to use her dick draining skills to my benefit. Her knees were soon rubbing all over my floor as her mouth was keeping my mighty member from freezing. With my nose in constant hill of \candy\ I was enjoying every minute of this bitch earning money the hard way. The look on her face says it all as my testicles emptied into a mouth that hadn't seen a toothbrush in a long time. ]]> Mon 12 Sep 2022 00:00:00 +0200 https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125524/leah-luv3/ https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125551/savannah-stern/
As The Minion I don't tolerate when someone tries fucking with my bottom line. Savannah Stern tried jacking some \ candy\ from me which is a big no no in my world. I've had people disposed of for less but I was feeling rather forgiving today. Some famous guy said \He who is without sin cast the first stone\. I think it was Colonel Sanders but who knows? I knew something was up when she crawled over to suck my dick and I noticed her ass bigger than normal. Making an example of this slut was the only thing to do so I had her gag on my kosher cock as I powdered my nose. She's used to fucking with black guys but she's left South Central for great coke....and amazing Jewish dick! You can see the pain in her eyes as she comes face to face with the massive rolls on my belly. This could have been avoided if she didn't try fucking me over. However, the punishment fit the crime when my balls covered her eyes while my cock was getting massaged by her tonsils. I showed mercy on this slut when I shot my load down her mouth. I would have fucked her for a minute but her pussy reeked of orange soda. She must really love black guys. ]]> Fri 26 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0200 https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125551/savannah-stern/ https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125552/mira-luxe/
I remember Mira Luxe very well. She came to the set as if she was hot shit and would be the one making the rules. She never met The Minion and was in for a rude awakening. Much like a new dog she had to be broken in. I'd be the one correcting her and dishing out the punishment when she fucked up. She's one of the few porn sluts I never want to see again. Why is that? Well, for one, she couldn't suck a dick if her Kraut ass depended on it. Normally the Germans have a strong work ethic but this one was the excpetion. After she had seen me devour my kosher food and drink she came in to party with the most famous Jew since David Lee Roth. Watch as her anticiaption is null and void as my gigantic dong rents space in her mouth. I can't tell you how bad this cunt was and the only relief in my mind was that dropping my jizz would mean I could get to Weinerschnitzel much faster ]]> Wed 24 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0200 https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125552/mira-luxe/ https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125557/lexi-matthews/
Take 90 lbs of white trash, $5 worth of makeup, and add in a body odor that rivals a can of open tuna and you get Lexi Matthews. At literally 4 times her size I was afraid I'd break her in half but that's the risk I run when I do my thing. At first glance I could tell that sticking my fat dick in her tight fuckhole would be like threading a needle with rope. We partied all over my place right before my balls threw up all over face. No amount of soap or hot water could wash that skank smell off of me. ]]> Sat 20 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0200 https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125557/lexi-matthews/ https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125555/lucious-lopez/
I hit the jackpot with this fine piece of ass, Luscious Lopez. Her booty is further proof that G-d is a man. She had just fallen on hard times and needed to get herself out of hot water. She knew that the ticket to fame and fortune was a one way ticket to PornoLand with me, The Minion, as the Conductor. She didn't even waste time by boring me with her sob story and she hit the floor in order to give me a flawless blowjob. Her amazing ass was in her air as she did maneuvered her body in ways I didn't know were possible. I laid on my back from a hard day's work of whoring out chicks so she could lay on top of me and slob my knob. The entire time I could feel my balls tingling in anticipation of blowing a fat nut wad down her throat and that's exactly what I did. She's now one of the biggest names in gonzo and I feel I had a hand in that. ]]> Wed 17 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0200 https://www.xporntv.com/videos/125555/lucious-lopez/